| 1. | vetoing the proclaimers appearance at dusa |
| 2. | creation of "tav bar bistro" |
| 3. | sweating like a beast |
| 4. | having his big head way up his own arse! |
| 5. | being ugly |
| 6. | being a sleaze |
| 7. | wearing dodgy grey suits |
| 8. | the 10 second rule |
| 9. | his way & the right way |
| 10. | proffesional unprofessionalism |
| 11. | playing head waiter |
| 12. | other general crimes against fun in dusa |